- BECAUSE WE HAVE NO LIVES!!!
- Learn to type really, REALLY fast.
- Get your daily fix of radiation.
- Be able to say you've had a productive day when you've made over
100,000 experience points.
- Hold slumber parties at Kimmel.
- To heighten the term "Mudsex" to new levels.
- Get harrassed by ACS for illegitimate computer use.
- Puts studying time to better use.
- To wiz, get bored, then quit.
- To lower both your GPA and IQ.
Text credit: Bill, Ravage, Wumpus, and Xanadu
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